The 10 Worst Movies Of 2024 According To Metacritic

It’s never a good sign when your movie trailer looks like an extended SNL skit from five years ago and that’s exactly what Red One looks like. This holiday adventure starring Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson imagines what if Santa Claus ran a paramilitary group and was kidnapped by mercenaries. Critics imagined watching anything else.

Remember about a decade ago when every few months brought a crappy new film adaption of a somewhat successful young adult novel series built around a dystopian world and teens living through it all? The Hunger Games was the big winner of this Hollywood gold rush. But those days are long gone. In case you forgot, though, Uglies is here to remind us why we all moved on from those movies.

I get it. Garfield is a popular cartoon cat that is famous around the world. And the comic’s creator, Jim Davis, is not squeamish at all about slapping Garfield’s name and face on anything so long as he gets paid. So it’s not surprising that Hollywood producers keep trying and failing to make a popular and successful Garfield movie. Yet, the latest attempt—with Chris Pratt voicing the pasta-loving cat—is yet another failure.

I don’t think many people were demanding a reboot of The Crow. But Hollywood executives don’t care what you think! They can’t let a semi-popular IP linger without trying to reboot it a few times to squeeze as much money out as possible. Unfortunately, The Crow reboot was hated by everyone and was also one of the biggest box office flops of the year, so this cash grab provided mostly pennies for those involved.

Sometimes when an actor gets behind the camera and writes, directs, and produces a project it can yield fantastic results. Then other times, you get garbage like Poolman, a vanity project from Chris Pine. I enjoy Pine’s work and he seems cool enough, but this boring 100-minute “comedy” about a dumb pool guy getting wrapped up in criminal shenanigans is about as enjoyable as eating chlorine tablets.

This movie dares to ask the question: What if technology was bad?! What if AI was evil?! What if computers are no good!? What follows is a mostly by-the-numbers tech horror film that feels like it’s trying to capitalize on the success of Megan, but there’s not a cool murder robot doll so who even cares?

The first Winnie-The-Pooh horror movie wasn’t good, but it was kind of fun to see a popular character—who had recently entered the public domain—be turned into a horror monster. You might expect the second attempt at this to be worse, but surprisingly it reviewed better than the first, though not better enough to avoid making this list.

While there are some sickos out there who will tell you that this Spider-Man spin-off movie is ironically very good, the reality is that Sony’s attempt at a Madame Web movie was a boring, messy trainwreck that would be completely forgotten by now if not for that funny meme about studying spiders in the jungle. And so, it sticks around as a meme. Some might say that’s a fate worse than death.

*A very long and wet fart noise*